It's not just a bug, it's a feature!
Step 1: Turn it off and on again.
Step 2: Check the manual. No, wait, it's in the manual.
Continue to Chapter 2: Advanced Debugging TechniquesBecause Step 1 didn't work.
Step 3: Call the IT department. No, call the janitor. He's always on the phone.
Step 4: Reboot. Reboot and cry.
Continue to Chapter 3: The Dark Arts of Debugging